When I'm not chasing toddlers and changing diapers, I'm on stage somewhere joking about chasing toddlers and changing diapers.
To check out my improv comedy side, visit www.oxymoronspa.com
For several years, I wrote humor columns about fatherhood for Central Penn Parent magazine. Here's one of my favorite columns:
Or just catch me on Twitter: @instafatherandy
A BuzzFeed post I wrote about a show my son watches allllllll the time.
Pour one out for all the toddler parents stuck in a bounce house at a birthday party. God speed.
Well my new coworkers & I had an extensive random convo about Amanda Bynes and her career trajectory so yes I feel like I am fitting in.
New thrill ride: Drive alongside people merging while they fail to look up the entire time.