When I'm not chasing toddlers and changing diapers, I'm on stage somewhere joking about chasing toddlers and changing diapers.
To check out my improv comedy side, visit www.oxymoronspa.com
For several years, I wrote humor columns about fatherhood for Central Penn Parent magazine. Here's one of my favorite columns:
Or just catch me on Twitter: @instafatherandy
A BuzzFeed post I wrote about a show my son watches allllllll the time.
"Put your pants on first" - phrase you never said pre-parent but you say 1800 times a day now.
I got my daughter to pee in a cup at the Dr on command so if you need me I'll be taking the rest of 2019 off.
Why are there even previews for Frozen 2? Are they worried we aren't going to watch it 11eventy billion times?
"Is lunch ready?" is the unofficial motto of our household.